10 Things That Piss Me Off!

Ms. Hollywood did her list so I figured I share mine. Here goes......
1. When you leave something at someone's house (by accident) and the next day that someone is rocking your shit.
2. When a big person takes up almost two seats on the #3 train forcing you to sit on that uncomfortable raised part of the seat.
3. When people wear those shemaghs (arab scarves) in every color -that shit is PLAYED!!
4. When you go to the Dominicans for a trim (clip the ends) and you see three inches fall to the floor.
5. When people wear shades in the club. Where's the sun???
6. When Jamaican djs stop a song to talk and give shout outs. They actually talk more than they play songs. Listen here Mr. DJ, mi nuh care who di bloodclaat yuh ah dedicate di song to and mi nah care who inna di party just play di bombaclaat tune bredren, zeen!
7. When tourists stop in the middle of the street to take a picture. Hmmm, do I wait till they're finished or do I play the bitch role and walk right in the middle of their picture? Decisions, decisions.
8. When I have to pay fifteen dollars to check my bags for a flight. I have to pay you to toss my shit around?
9. When DJ Khaled is on a song (am I the only one who cringes at the sound of his voice?)
10. When a girl is walking with her man and quickly grabs his arm when she sees me walking towards them - CHICK, I don't want your man!
Honorable mention - Lyfe Jennings beard. (I just threw up in my mouth)

10 Things That Piss Me Off!

Over at bossip.com they had a post on 10 Things That Piss Keyshia Cole Off. I decided to put up a list of my own. Here goes then ten things that piss me off!!!

1. Shaving bumps on a guys face and neck. I can't eat Nestle Crunch because of this.

2. Beyonce in her nude colored stockings.

3. Looking at Snoop Dogg in a wife beater.

4. The same re-runs on BET.

5. Emergency Broadcast System test during your favorite program.

6. Getting stuck on a line in a store with the new employee working the cash register.

7. Young boys wearing tight jeans aka baggy spandex.

8. Joan Rivers face (she's borderline Jocelyn Wildenstein).

9. Athletes turn rap artist/actor (Yes Shaq and Roy Jones Jr.).

10. Buying a drink and getting more ice than the drink. Did I just pay for a cup of ice???

Honorable Mention - Soon as you buy a car you start seeing the same car every where you go.

Besos - Ms. Hollywood