Ms. Hollywood did her list so I figured I share mine. Here goes......
1. When you leave something at someone's house (by accident) and the next day that someone is rocking your shit.
2. When a big person takes up almost two seats on the #3 train forcing you to sit on that uncomfortable raised part of the seat.
3. When people wear those shemaghs (arab scarves) in every color -that shit is PLAYED!!
4. When you go to the Dominicans for a trim (clip the ends) and you see three inches fall to the floor.
5. When people wear shades in the club. Where's the sun???
6. When Jamaican djs stop a song to talk and give shout outs. They actually talk more than they play songs. Listen here Mr. DJ, mi nuh care who di bloodclaat yuh ah dedicate di song to and mi nah care who inna di party just play di bombaclaat tune bredren, zeen!
7. When tourists stop in the middle of the street to take a picture. Hmmm, do I wait till they're finished or do I play the bitch role and walk right in the middle of their picture? Decisions, decisions.
8. When I have to pay fifteen dollars to check my bags for a flight. I have to pay you to toss my shit around?
9. When DJ Khaled is on a song (am I the only one who cringes at the sound of his voice?)
10. When a girl is walking with her man and quickly grabs his arm when she sees me walking towards them - CHICK, I don't want your man!
Honorable mention - Lyfe Jennings beard. (I just threw up in my mouth)
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4 comments:
Girl I agree with #2 sooo much. I take the #3 train, so I feel exactly what you're sayn'. I thinks its so ridiculous! What makes your 2 bucks so much better than mine that you need 1 1/2 seats on the train??
YOU ARE TOO FUNNY
Thanks for coming by The F$%K it list, hope you become a regular.
LMBAO!
I agree with every single one of these ESPECIALLY the Jamaican DJ HAHA.
I can add to this with Funk master Flex and Mr Cee screaming over a track how hot the 'Ish is. Well if they would shut up I could decide for myself.
that jamaican thing was funny. i'm mad i had to read it slowly and found myself playing a jamaican accent in my head. i hadn't even thought about paying the money just for them to toss our bag around....
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